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Another meme.

Rules:
1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

Comments will be screened until all of them are guessed

(Note that not all of these will be mainstream / hollywood movies)



1) Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!

2) To my wife... that is not your business.

3) I brought more soldiers than you did.

4) Just wanted to show him my cannons.

5) Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!

6) I'm going there to end this war. Wait for me until I return. Thing's will be different, I promise. Please wait for me.

7) Envy the country that has heroes, huh? I say pity the country that needs them.

8) And trim that scraggly beard!

9) You cannot lead these men unless you are prepared to do what is necessary to defeat evil.

10) I shot her five times. How was she still standing?

11) Listen, I'm not much of a problem solver. Three decades... and I've only completed two sides.

12) Don't leave me here alone. Don't go where I can't follow...

13) We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean.

14) Yes, I can draw sounds... and I can speak them back.

15) An unfortunate family resemblance. But we can argue breeding later. Right now we've got to move.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc .. Very interesting nature movie.

I died in the Dungeon of ExSanity

I was killed in a gloomy corridor by Krise the minotaur, whilst carrying...

the Armour of Movies, the Crown of Kryelle, the Wand of True Love, a Figurine of Uwishuknewme, the Sword of True Love, the Sceptre of Movies, the Armour of Moody, the Wand of Metal and 38 gold pieces.

Score: 94

Explore the Dungeon of ExSanity and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...
You scored as Fantasy Goth. You are a Fantasy Goth. You may or may not actually be a goth, but "normal" folks see you as one of those weird kids, and you are probably considered a geek by quite a few.

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Fantasy Goth

83%

Anything-Goes Goth

71%

Ethereal Goth

50%

Romantic Goth

50%

Industrial/Rivet-Head

46%

Understanding Outsider

46%

Old-school Goth

38%

Perky Goff

33%

Confused Outsider

21%

Cyber-goth

17%

Death Rocker

17%

What subcategory of Goth best fits you?
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Your Love Situation
by Amberishjewel
Username?
Your Love Is...Gentle
During Lovemaking You Act...Like a volcano, hot & steamy
Your Partner Is...Your support
Your Partner Has Said That You...Are their favorite person
Your Love is Summed Up In A Quote."One must know how to seduce"
Quiz created with MemeGen!

*insert sound of brain breaking here*

Maul
You preferred a weapon with 78% power over speed and 21% range over melee.
You use a Maul.

Inelegant? You? We'll see who's still alive to say that when you're finished. A fearsome hammer is your weapon of choice, a great equalizer that decimates armored and unarmored foes alike. No one will doubt your strength when you emerge from battle unharmed, your foes battered and broken.




My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 97% on power
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 15% on range
Link: The What's Your Signature Weapon Test written by inurashii on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
You scored as Serenity (Firefly). You like to live your own way and don�t enjoy when anyone but a friend tries to tell you should do different. Now if only the Reavers would quit trying to skin you.

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Serenity (Firefly)

88%

Moya (Farscape)

81%

Babylon 5 (Babylon 5)

75%

Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix)

75%

Deep Space Nine (Star Trek)

75%

Bebop (Cowboy Bebop)

63%

Millennium Falcon (Star Wars)

63%

SG-1 (Stargate)

63%

Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda)

56%

FBI's X-Files Division (The X-Files)

56%

Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica)

56%

Enterprise D (Star Trek)

50%

Your Ultimate Sci-Fi Profile II: which sci-fi crew would you best fit in? (pics)
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I'm Nicola Tesla! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.

You are Nicola Tesla, inventor of the Tesla Coil!

A minister's son from Simljan in Austria-Hungary, you were precocious from an early age. At three you could multiply three-digit numbers in your head and calculate how many seconds visitors to your home had lived. In awe of your older brother Dane, you shot a pea-shooter at his horse, causing it to throw him and inflict injuries from which he later died. This tragedy haunted you ever after. You frequently suffered bouts of illness with hallucinations throughout your life. During one affliction of cholera, you encountered the writing of Mark Twain, with whom you were later to be close friends. Later, another, this time mystery, illness inexplicably heightened your senses to a painful extent, only relenting when you hit upon the idea of the alternating current motor.

You developed an aversion to human contact, particularly involving hair, and a fear of pearls; when one would-be lover kissed you, you ran away in agony. Later, you insisted that any repeated actions in your day-to-day life had to be divisible by three, or, better yet, twenty-seven. You would, for example, continue walking until you had executed the required number of footsteps. You refused to eat anything until you had calculated its exact volume. Saltine crackers were a favourite for their uniformity in this respect. In the midst of important work, you forgot trivial details such as eating, sleeping or, on one memorable occasion, who you were.

Your inventions, always eccentric, began on a suitably bizarre note. The first was a frog-catching device that was so successful, and hence so emulated by your fellow children, that local frogs were almost eradicated. You also created a turbine powered by gluing sixteen May bugs to a tiny windmill. The insects panicked and flapped their wings furiously, powering the contraption for hours on end. This worked admirably until a small child came along and ate all the creatures alive, after which you never again touched another insect.

Prompted by dreams of attaining the then-ridiculed goal of achieving an alternating-current motor, you went to America in the hope of teaming up with Thomas Edison. Edison snubbed you, but promised fifty thousand dollars if you could improve his own direct-current motor by 20% efficiency. You succeeded. Edison did not pay up. It was not long until you created an AC motor by yourself.

Now successful, you set up a small laboratory, with a few assistants and almost no written records whatsoever. Despite it being destroyed by fire, you invented the Tesla Coil, impressing even the least astute observer with man-made lightning and lights lit seemingly by magic. Moving to Colorado Springs, you created a machine capable of sending ten million volts into the Earth's surface, which even while being started up caused lightning to shoot from fire hydrants and sparks to singe feet through shoes all over the town. When calibrated to be in tune with the planet's resonance, it created what is still the largest man-made electrical surge ever, an arc over 130 feet long. Unfortunately, it set the local power plant aflame.

You returned to New York, incidentally toying with the nascent idea of something eerily like today's internet. Although the wealthiest man in America withdrew funding for a larger, more powerful resonator in short order, it did not stop you announcing the ability to split the world in two. You grew ever more diverse in your inventions: remote-controlled boats and submarines, bladeless turbines, and, finally, a death ray.

While whether the ray ever existed is still doubtful, it is said that you notified the Peary polar expedition to report anything strange in the tundra, and turned on the ray. First, nothing happened; then it disintegrated an owl; finally, reports reached you of the mysterious Tunguska explosion, upon which news you dismantled the apparatus immediately. An offer during WWII to recreate it was, thankfully, never acted upon by then-President Wilson. Turning to other matters, you investigated the forerunner of radar, to widespread derision.

Your inventions grew stranger. One oscillator caused earthquakes in Manhattan. You adapted this for medical purposes, claiming various health benefits for your devices. You found they let you work for days without sleep; Mark Twain enjoyed the experience until the sudden onset of diarrhoea. You claimed to receive signals in quasi-Morse Code from Mars, explored the initial stages of quantum physics; proposed a "wall of light", using carefully-calibrated electromagnetic radiation, that would allegedly enable teleportation, anti-gravity airships and time travel; and proposed a basic design for a machine for photographing thoughts. You died aged 87 in New York, sharing an apartment with the flock of pigeons who were by then your only friends.

Ridiculed throughout your life (Superman fought the evil Dr. Tesla in 1940s comics), you were posthumously declared the father of the fluorescent bulb, the vacuum tube amplifier and the X-ray machine, and the Supreme Court named you as the legal inventor of the radio in place of Marconi. Wardenclyffe, the tower once housing your death ray, was dynamited several times to stop it falling into the hands of spies. It was strangely hard to topple, and even then could not be broken up.

Vroom, baby !

I'm a Dodge Viper!



You're all about raw power. You're tough, you're loud, and you don't take crap from anyone. Leave finesse to the other cars, the ones eating your dust.


Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

Mighty Lertin' Power Ranger time !

Shade: Shadow
Level: Ninja (Soul)
Color: Green
Archetype: The Paladin
Traits: Dominant Negative Masculine
You are on the side of Shadow; you would be a Green Ranger. Your animal is the Panther (DNM)

Tallies
Light - 2. - Shadow - 5. Dark - 1.
Dino - 2. Thunder - 0. Ninja - 2.
Red - 7. Green - 13. Blue - 5. Pink - 3. Yellow - 5. Black - 5. Purple - 12. White - 8.

Shadow is considered a great mystery. The balance point between Light and Dark, followers of this path are bound only to the codes they hold in their own hearts. As a result, this power can not be lost in a change of allegiance, because a Shadow's loyalty is always within him or her. Though most can be described as honorable, it is a personal honor, and not necessarily that defined by the light or the dark.

Ninja is level of the soul. Calm and patient, Ninja types would prefer to let a situation play itself out until a solution becomes apparent. While they possess more finesse and patience than the other types, they are not suited to quick action or hasty changes in tactics. Quieter than the other two divisions, they sometimes have a tendency to brood.

Two of the Green Grid Animals are reptiles, a fact which is quite fitting with the legendary Green temper. Unlike Reds, whose anger burns quickly and hot, Green anger is a cold, slow-burning flame. It's usually a terrifying thing to behold, because it can do so much more damage. Luckily, Greens don't get truly angry very often, and when they do, it's a righteous rage. After all, the Green Archetype is also known as the Holy Knight. As the name would imply, Greens are usually noble and honorable, warriors who fight to uphold what they believe in and protect the innocent. When Dark, this would obviously be the exact opposite. A Dark Green would have a code of honor, but would fight to uphold the pure ideals of evil. Often loners to some extent, Greens tend to be very self-contained, rarely giving anyone a glimpse into their inner self. Their friendship is hard to obtain, but once given, is nearly impossible to lose. And most people who have put forth the effort will agree that, on the whole, the rewards are worth it.

Greens are warriors, knights, not soldiers. As a result, they often have a hard time following orders, which leads to a lot of friction with Reds. Greens follow orders only when they respect the person giving them, and rank isn't necessarily going to win a Green's respect. They have little patience for bureaucracy, mindless rules, or doing things 'because that's the way it is.' Often, Greens make better leaders than followers, because they will never needlessly endanger a person under their protection. In fact, Greens often are self-sacrificing, simply because they value the lives of others much more than their own.

Bad things tend to happen to Greens, and no one knows quite why. Many of them are orphans, and most hide at least one painful secret in their pasts. Usually more. Perhaps because of this, Greens tend to be the ones who walk the line between the darkness and light more often than the other colors. To balance this out, Greens tend to latch onto a quest, something to focus on, a service higher than themselves. Whether it's Scott Summers and his devotion to Charles Xavier's dream, Dinobot and his honor, or Tommy Oliver's desire to be the perfect Ranger, every Green has a dream that means far more than life itself.

Notable Greens: Darkwing Duck (Dino), Ghostbusters - Peter Venkman (Thunder), Power Rangers - Tommy Oliver (Ninja), X-Files - Fox Mulder (Ninja), Digimon - Yamato "Matt" Ishida (Ninja), Transformers - Rodimus Prime (Thunder), Transformers Beast Wars - Rattrap (Thunder), Jim Ellison (Ninja), Transformers Beast Wars - Dinobot (Dino), Big Bad Beetleborgs - Drew McCormick (Ninja)

A Dominant person is in the front of the crowd, usually the focus of attention. A Negative person is more quiet and reserved, less active. A Masculine person is not definitely male persay; rather, he or she is more of a loner regarding problem solving. A Masculine person tends to solve problems on his or her own, only getting help when no other options are available.



Right. So, I did the quiz. Now you lot do it as well. Yokai ? http://dszone.sepwich.com/extra/MorphinQuiz.php

Colors .. !


Get your own spectral analysis from Area 23®
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the coolest book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.


Yokay !

*looks up page 123. Counts to the fifth sentence.*

Borgin squinted at her.



Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince.
Best blonde joke ever !

Happy fucking newyear

Everywhere around me I see people going to family .. Sending eachother cards .. being with friends .. Getting bloody married .. Spending time with their significant other .. It's sickening.

Why is it sickening ? Because they all expect everyone else to put up their cheeriest smile and be all bubbly and cheerful and all, as well. Because they don't bloody well even care enough to realise that there are people for whom the christmas and newyears time is a bloody HELL to go through.

Yes, that's right, there are people who do not LIKE the 'holidays'. There's a REASON suicide rates are up everywhere around christmas and newyears.

I was reading the news .. Christmas day, one guy in Holland killed his two daughters (2 and 4 years old) then himself. What for ? I don't know.

That same day somewhere else in Holland, a 20 y/o guy was beaten to death before his girlfriend's eyes simply because he dared speak up against a trio of 16 - 18 year olds that were making a nuisance of themselves and destroying stuff in public.

Where is it all going ?

"Peace on earth" they all chant in unison. "Good will to man" .. Every feel-good movie in stored is being shown on TV, even though we've seen them a bazillion times before. The radio is playing only those cheerful sappy sugary christmas songs.

And then you read the news, things like that.

Just a few years ago at christmas a dutch cafe burnt up - a dozen people dead. That'll leave a nice trauma for the people that knew them or that were there but were 'lucky' enough to survive.

And then there's the silent group of people, that simply aren't so lucky, to get to spend the holiday with their family and loved ones, either because they don't HAVE family or loved ones, or because said family is too busy with themselves and other friends to care.

This newyears marks my 6th year single. Six years that have gone by since I last had a girlfriend. Six years since I last woke up next to a soft warm body. Six years since I last could cuddle and kiss and feel complete. Six years that I've waken up every single morning ready to fucking cry because I was alone once again. Six bloody YEARS of feeling my heart beating - for what ? Six years of being told "You're a really nice guy but not like That .. " and "Let's just be friends." Well, I'm SICK and TIRED of it. Every Time they try not to hurt me "because I'm so sweet and nice" .. But every single time the dagger in my heart is shoved in a little deeper. In my heart ? No - in my back.

So, enjoy the comfortable arms of your loved ones around you, everyone. Share the warmth, the laughter of your family, your friends. Enjoy the cheerful spirit that the music on the radio evokes. If you can, then you're the lucky one. I hope you bloody well realise that.

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS AND A BLOODY HAPPY NEWYEAR.

PS, yes, Jen, I know I forgot to give you my mom's mailing address so you couldn't send me a card.

Stolen ! :D

You Might Be A Viking If.......

If bartenders keep asking you, "What's mead?"

If you rate your new cars in Oarpower instead of Horsepower.

If a strange, very big read headed man shows up for dinner and eats you out of house and home.

If you consider beer and herring a gourmet meal.

If your new girlfriend is dismayed to find that you've given a personal name to each one of your kitchen knives.

If you think that a Lutheran is nothing more than a quick source of money.

If you think that attacking and looting small towns is a good way to meet people.

If, after reciting your family lineage and history, you find that your friends all left two hours ago.

If you think that Helga, Gertruda and Snotra are really very pretty names for girls.

If the best thing you can say about France is that you left most of it standing.

If you've changed your name from Joe Schmit to Hralfnkel Niflgrimsson.

If modern day piracy off of the Florida coast sounds to you like a good career opportunity.

If you think that Old Norse is an easy-to-learn, attractive and user-friendly language.

If your idea of heavy spices are salt and pepper.

If you wave a spear over the visiting basketball team and offer their souls to Odin.

If you think that a trip to Iowa is an exotic adventure.

If you finish your European vacation with more money than when you started.

If a strange, one-handed man shows up at your house, drinks all your beer, pronounces sentence on your fundamentalist neighbor, points out all the legal inaccuracies of the latest "NYPD Blues" and leaves a huge wolf chained to your new Ford Mustang.

w00t.

demon
A demon watches over you. You may find yourself at
times wishing those you dislike dead.
Sometimes, you may find yourself being jealous.
Anger can often get the best of you. You are a
unique individual. Overall though, you are a
kind person with a big heart. Your demon is
always watching over you. Though a demon may
seem like evil is watching you, it is not true.
Your demon is on neither side; good nor evil.
Your demon is on your side. Your demon is
constantly protecting and guiding you down the
right path for you in life.


Who is your soul guardian?
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Current Mood: sick
Current Music: Tristania - My Lost Lenore

Ho hum.

SteelWings
You have wings of STEEL. No one's really
sure why, but at this point in your life you've
shut off emotion to the point of extreme
apathy. You are cold and indifferent much of
the time...or perhaps you're just a good
pretender. Next to impossible to get close to,
even those who do never see the real you. It's
entirely possible that YOU don't even know the
real you. You have a certain fascination or
attraction to destruction on a massive scale -
disasters, perhaps even death or the concept of
the Apocalypse. Because you hold so much
inside, one day you're simply going to snap.
Then the mask will fall away, and your true
wings will be revealed. Until then you will
deal with whatever comes your way in icy bitter
silence and acceptance. On the positive side,
you are fearless and immeasurably strong - not
much can crack through your defenses. You
intrigue people, who can't help but wonder why
you're the way you are. A loner and one who
spends much of their time brooding and
contemplating life and death - you are a time
bomb waiting to explode and create some
destruction of your own.

Image Source:
elfwood.lysator.liu.se/.../nmetalwings.jpg.html
Words added by myself


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Baaa.

"Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me. It can only
be one word. No more. Then copy & paste this in your journal so that I may
leave a word about you."

's about right, that.

Boots

What kind of shoe are you?

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